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5rahe aziztar shodran
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.2nbale chi migardi?? to ke khodet aziztarini
Ye zarbol masale afriqaei mige:
"etsad at tenok ot marik"
Yani to vasam azizitarini.
Ama jaleb ineke age Az akher be aval ham bekhuni bazam hamin mani ro mide
Anvae ridane bache:5mahegy to dastet.5salegy to asabet.15salegy to heikalet.20salegy to aberot.25salegy to polet.vaghti mordi to rohet!!!
Har chi fekr kardam didam nemitoonam tarket konam! Kheily vaghta ro ba ham gozAroondim, che daghayeghe zibaee!Amma afsoos ke siphono keshidamo rafty paeen!
Mikham ro tamame sang'haye donya benevisam: delam barat tang shode, va arezoo mikonam yeki az on sang'ha bokhore to saret ta befahmi deltangi cheghadr dard dare
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Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishavad!
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maghz peyda
nashod!!
Ahmadi nejad gofte : oonaei ke benzin kam miaran beran savare oon 17 miliyoon olaghi beshan ke be man ray dadan !!!
namaki be yek dokhtare shomare telefon mideh, mige: In shomare mane bem zang mizani?
dokhtare mige: az key ta hala !!?
namaki mige: az vaghti ke irancell omade.
To hadyeye elahi hasti baraye 'sine darde' man.atre vojoodat ra baraye shafa mibooyam ey ,shalgham , .salam be AVA beresoon;mej.
Lore mire haj , ba sar o soorate khooni bar migarde.behesh migan che etefaghi oftade?mige pedar sookhteha kheyli sang mizadan ama akharesh toonestam beboosamesh
Man faghat to ra panzdah ta doost daram be andaze 7 darya 7 aseman 1 donya
Gooshito 90 daraje be rast becharkhon va bebin:
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Kheyli bimarefati,namardi,khari,yani man bayad az roye poste pofak befahmam motor kharidi?
Torke mire azmayeshgah davash mishe mige aslan anamo bedid mikham beram .!
Mavade lazem baraye tahiye mard:
Dombe va charbi 1 ton, eddeä 1 kharvär, roo 1man,moo 1 mesghal, ehsas chos mesghal!
Mobilamo bar midaram,sharj nadare
nuresh kam shode
marize
sorfe mikone
miduni cheshe???
Inboxesh havato karde..
NApelon mige:
harfio bezan ke betuni benevisish,
chiziyo benevis ke betuni emzash koni,va chiziyo emza kon ke betuni pash vaaysi...
Pas:
dooset daram,
Emza.....
Kheili talkhe ke bebini ye ahoo asire panjehaye ye shir shode vali talkhtar one ke bebini ye shir asire cheshmaye ye ahoo shode.
Etelaaeye setade mobareze ba monkarat:
azin bebad kasi hagh nadare"asal"va "mirza ghasemi"ro tu yakhchal ba ham negah dare mage inke dare yakhchal baz bashe
1taye man
2set daram
3tareye shabhayam
4reye dardhayam
5jeye aftabam
6sheye omram
7-8 bar migam
9karetam
10met garm.
Lora zang mizanan ghom,migan ye emam jome baramun befrestid,migan emam jome ghabli chi shod,migan uno koshtim emam zade dorost kardim.
age shab khabet nabord
Setareha ro beshmar,
age kam omad ghatarat baruno beshmar,
age band omad
Be dostimun fekr kon,,,!!?chon;
NA KAM MiAD
NA BAND MiAD
Age mano to do barg bashim,hengame khazan man zoodtar mishkanam ta zamani ke miyofti dar aghooshet begiram.
Toy kavire ghalbam to tanha shotori.
Ye rooz to koocheh didamet azt khosham omad fardash to khiyaboon didamet halaket shodam emroz to otoban didamet divoonat shodam vay ajab mashini hasty
Tanhayie delam ra ba jazabiate negahat pak kardi , khaneye ghalbam ra az ghamha shosti ,hala ke dari zahmat mikeshi rooye in mizam 1 dastmal bekesh.
mitoonam ye chizi behet begam? motmaen bash ke az tahe ghalb migam...hamishe az khoda mikhastam ke too zendegim ye hamrahe khoob behem bede...hamrahi ke hamishe kenaram bashe va betoonam bahash ertebat bargharar konam...khoda yekisho beman dad... male man nokiast..male to chie?
Har vaght ehsase tanhayi kardi Pahayat ra dar sine jam' kon va ba dasthayat be dakhel feshar bede. hatman migoozi va mikhandi va khoshhal khahi shod ke tanhayi!
Boro paeen
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hala mikhay nardebuno bardaram ta hamin paeen bemuni ke inghadr mano
vaghti ehsas kardi beakhar khat reside
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az otobus piyade sho .
Har zaman ehsasetanhaei kardi dast hayat ra baz kon sarat rabala begir va beaseman negah kon va bebin az oon bala kaftar miaya yek dane dokhtar miaya
Migam mer30 , behesh bere30 , bä kumpere30 , nago be ka30 , mano mibo30 , kheili lo30 , age nabo30.
¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥in akharin chiziye ke az to baram munde, jaye pahat ru divare otagham, yadet be kheyr, ajab MARMULAKI budi !!!!
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.Gozasht oon zamani ke in PAINye chizi bood!!
Shenidam engilisit khube!mishe ino tarjome koni?"Shall ware to be can"....Chi shod?....Natunesti?...Farsi bekhunesh!!
i i i i i i i i i i i i : safe noonvaie dar Tehrani-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i : safe noonvaie dar Ghazvin!
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Ghorbone cheshat Beram ke donbale Sms migarde!!
Age mikhay ooni ke doosesh dari, dooset dashte bashe in noghteharo donbal kon
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Didi kamboode mohabbat dari!
Midooni mokhtareye BOMBE NITROJEN ki boode?
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Azizam hame chi ke in paiyn nist! Boro yekam etelaate omoomi to ziad kon.
Angoshteto bekon to damaghetye done az on khoshkelasho biyar bironhala ba angosht shasto baghalish ghashang gerdo gholonbash kondelam vasat inghadr shode
Torke mire sarbazi
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Donbale chi migardi?!!...,torke nistesh, rafte sarbazi...!
Az Larzeshe sedat,az barghe negat,az tapeshe ghalbet,az nafasaye tondet,va az araghi ke ro pishonit neshaste, fahmidam ke.........Ridi..!!
Va khoda sheitan ra goft ensan ra sajde kon. goft nemikonam va khoda goft : to gheLaaaaaat mikkkkeni!!
Bi sms nabashi
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Boland salavat beferest
Me tha verdahe gor koha kotarhe bhatba nadarhe biji nabarhe chiko chiko nabar hee hee ....! mage majbori harchi barat mifrestan be zoor bekhoni.
To jigare mani, eshghe mani,hame kasami, vojoodami,mahe mani,omre mani,noore mani,roohe mani khomeini, bot shekani khomeini!
midooni age ye samoor ba ye asb ezdevaj kone bachashoon chi mishe?! man che midoonam mage man goftam ezdevaj konan,mage man goftam bachedar shan,man nazi ro talagh nemidam.
Nazdike eyde too khoone takoonie delet mano biroon nakonia
In peigham kamelan jedie. Bavar konid. Manam aval ghabool nadashtam mashghamo khoob neveshtam babam behem eydi dad ye toope ghelgheli dad.
Ba hafta asemon por az golhaye yaso mikhak ba sadta darya por az eshgho eshtiagho polak ye ghalbe ashegh ba ye hase bighararo kochak faghat mikhad behet bege tavallodet mobarak.
Boro be jahanam
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Chon faghat to hasti ke mitoni jahanamo baram behesht koni.
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bebakhshid Pishiye man paride too gooshiye shoma!Akhe ta hala jigari mesle shoma nadide..!!
Ye ruz ye torke
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Velesh kon hesesh nist.
Gavo olagho ordak kebrito gazo fandak gonjishko ghazo lak lak tavallodet mobarak
Boro bala
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To hanooz farghe bala va paeen ro nemidooni. Tamrin kon ke farda chap o rasto miporsam!
sooq sooq sooq sooq sooq sooq sooq sooq sooq taajoob nakon ina hamash male toe faghat gooshito bar ax kon ...
Mikhamet be khatere oonet!
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.Oon chize nazet, midoni ke chi migam
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Oneto migam
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oon ghalbe mehrabonet..
Midooni bani adam azaye yek digarand yani chi??? Yani inke masalan to jigare mani
Ta hala ye ghurbagheye leh shode didi ke tuye plastik peres shode bashe?Age nadidi ye negahi be karte mellit bendaz.
In sms ro behet dadam ta mashghool bashe dast too damaghet Nakoni
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Khodaya shokret,Hame dokmehae goshim karmikone,Mibakhshid m0zahem shodam!
Midooni "oskol" be ki migan?
Boro paien
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midooni "oskol" be ki migan?Boro bala
Chamane zire patim,hala yevaght khar nashi bokhorimon.
ehdaye sms ehdaye zendegist ham aknoon niazmand yarie sabzetan hastim (anjomane bimarane smse)
To sagi , gavi , khari , asbi , mymoni , shotori gosfandi , morghi , chizi baraye frosh nadari !!!!!
Ey ke pa gozashti roo eshghe maney ke dar ra basti be rooye man.dar ra baz kon dastam moonde laye dar.
Seir takamoli aghayon az nazar khanoma : 15 sale nokhale . 25 sale bahale . 35 sale bi hale . 45 sale tapale . 55 sale mochale . 65 sale zobale
Agar khastare mohajerat be kanada hastid ta 30 septamber ba ma tamas begirid.........Dasteye ghazhaye vahshiye mohajer.
In sms mikhonim be salamatie 3 tan namoso rafigho vatan salamati 3 kas zendonio sarbazo bikas salamatie baghboni ke zemestonesho bishtar az baharesh dost dare salamati azadi salamati zendoniaye bi molaghati.
Tàvàllode Hàzràte EISA Màsih và Eyde Christmàs và Shàbe Janviye và Sale noe Miladi be Shoma Hich Ràbti Nàdare!Khodeto Ghati Nàkon !!
Teste konkore ardebil :sorate nor cheghadr ast?1 . Ziad ast2 . Bad nist 3 . To chetori?4 . Man khobam
Ba salam va shahab bekheyrsanam shomara be edameyekhabetan davat mikonad.
Kheyli bi marefati , kheyli namardi , kheyli bivafai kheyli bi janbe hasti ,.....akhe namard ma bayad az ru chitoz befahmim motor kharidi ...
Olagh chera sms nemidi
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Filme sinamaie tehran va sharestana
Aya Fekr mikonid zeshtid? . Aya fekr mikonid bi orzeid? . Aya fekr mikonid be hich dardi nemikhorid? . . . . Be khoda hagh darid.!! :-)
Miduni ramze movafaghiat chie?behet migam vali ghol bede pishe khodet bemoone. Ramzesh Ine:.....56328074693128326954723586563623698521421723568623654633
Az joloy golforushi rad mishodam didam ghashangtarin golesh nist! Goftam sms bzanam bebinam chera khordish gusfand?
Salam,Kheily delam mikhast alan mitunestam jigareto bokhoram,wali heif dir shod,dige bayad sab konam ta eide ghorbune sale dige!
Az in be ba'd sms hayat ra baraye heyfe nan befrest oo be ma eblagh mikonad.... ma ba raeiyat jama'at Sms bazi nemikonim
Miduni chera ghaabil haabilo kosht?
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Chon aadam be haabil migoft morabba bede baba.
Biya be sakhtihamoon fekr nakonim be zendegi fekr konim,be bahar,be eshgh,be behesht,be jahanam,be darak,be to che,be man che,man nazi ro talagh nemidam!
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...SALE NO NIST, MAN GOOZIDAM....
in ye nafe :
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Bi tarbiat paeen tar az naf donbale chi migardi ??!
To khodet nomreye bisti.......To khodet nomreye bisti.......Zogh nakon hich gohi nisti !!!
Bi marefat neshesti un bala balaha,tahvilam nemigiri,javabamo nemidi,kam mahali mikoni akhe bi maram la'aghal 1 nargil bendaz payin !!!!
B be E mi BA ram KH ba SHID rat KOCHOO bad LOOHARO jori BE sare KH kari OON. (faghat horofe bozorgo bekhon).
heyf ke to in donya faghat to yeki ro daram,age az to ye alame dashtam alan gavdari dashtam.
To goli...Eyne golhaye ghashange ghali...To be zerafate taro poude farsh haye zibaye irani... Aslan to khode farshe PATRISI...Hamoni ke ye takhtash kame!!
Love: "L:lengeye to peyda nemishe O: omrami V:vojoodami E:engar SmS ro eshtebah ferestadam !
Age ye magas neshast roye shonehat narahat nasho bedon ke vase khodet ye goyi hasti
Age In sms ro Ro Khoondi : Yani Doosam Dari Age Pakesh Koni : Yani Asheghami Age Javab Bedi : Yani Divooonami Age Javab Nadi Yani Mano Mikhay Hala Chi Karesh Mikoni?????
Age to in peygham ro negah dari be in manast ke man bamaze hastam.age virayesh koni yani man bazam bamaze hastam.age be digaran ino send koni, to dari hameja pakhsh mikoni ke man bamaze hastam.age pakesh koni yani to hasoodit mishe az in ke man bamaze hastam. Hala mikhay che kar koni?
Jahan bish az 6miliard nafar jamiat dare….yeki nist be mane khol bege chera vase to sms miferestam!!!